She’ll Be Apples

By staexplorerhip21

G’day mates, drongos, ankle-biters, jackaroos, jillaroos and galahs

Just ‘chucking a nervy’ at the thought of understanding the Australian language. From having a cask as a heart starter  to being a hoon in the back of Bourke; we are probably going to end up looking like dags if we dont understand.

Translation – a box of wine as the first drink of the day to being a loudmouth reckless driver way outback; we will look like uncool fools if we dont understand. Get it?

It only gets worse…. get me some neck oil while i strain the potatoes in the dunny. This chook is a dinkum beaut. Stop grizzling and yabbering I’m rooted.  Give me a stubby mate. Wowser.

Surely it’s not that hard. ‘Help us, feed us, water us, we’re two girls from England’ – that’ll do and she’ll be apples.

If there are any sentences you think we should know when ‘we lob in’ let us know. Bonzer!

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